What do you call an Essex girl with 2 brain cells? The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the floor. A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out. You can negotiate with a terrorist. Used to describe working class girls and young women from Essex, they usually apply significant amounts of fake tan, giving them a glowing, orange, appearance, while they are also known for their bleached blonde hair - one particular joke is "Why do Essex girls wear so much hair spray? My information will not be shared with any third party see our privacy statement.
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The paramedic pulls open the car door and says to the Essex girl "Can you tell me where you're bleeding from? Do you already have an account? A social creature, the Essex girl was rarely on her own. They're both empty from the neck up. What do you call an Essex girl with a pound coin on the top of her head? She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzles spread all over the table.
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Your name or email address: To keep her ankles warm. What's an Essex girl's form of sex protection? The one wit the R is for me roight foot and the one with the L is for me left foot. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Essex Girl joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. Why do Essex girls like tilt steering wheels? Why do Essex girls wash their hair in the kitchen sink?
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